My Best Girl Friend

We met on my favorite online dating site, I thought he was cute, and he happened to be online. So we met up for a smoke. He is such a sweetie, we shot the shit for a second and parted ways. He is really cute, and very disarming once he opens him month. He has a super sweet voice.
He brings me a diet coke every time I see him, cause I told him that I would love him forever if he did the first time we met.
He was up on the dating website as bisexual, but confided in me quickly that he had never been with a girl before. I felt that it was my responsibility to teach him. We went to his apartment and I started with my tits. After the initial shock of how huge they are, wore off he went straight to the cat response. Kneading my tits I informed him that they liked to be sucked on, he quickly obliged. I layed back and ended up showing off my cunt. I gave him a quick run down of where my clit was and the yummyness of my crevices. He dived right in, and I guess all the years of sucking dick did something, because he was not half bad.
We seem to hang out allot since then, though we have only had sex a few times. I have blown his mind in my favorite elevator. But we always end up chatting about dates and dicks.
I took him to a party once and got to go through the profiles on the men I had been with in the room. It's nice to have a confidant as such. Allot of my friends seem to be guys so someone else that I can talk both boobs and dick with is a pleasant change of pace. He is my BGF!
Of course he has since been with other women and I am so proud of him. I got to teach him that!

Bad French

I had been being contacted by this guy for several months now. Just moved here from France and wanted to meet new people. He thought I was cute. He was a little too lanky for my taste and a tad too old. I figured a cigarette couldn't hurt, but timing kept not working out. Not that I really cared.
He finally caught me when I was bored.
He showed up super late, at my favorite creek side walk. He is less attractive then his pictures, and so very quiet and intellectual. I was quickly turned off, but I figured why not go for a smoke? He brought up, how I liked to play. He had noticed in my profile my some hidden comments of my kinky side. We quickly switched to conversation of favorites and a quick negotiation. He led me down a path to get off the main drag and bent me over. He had awful dirty talk, and was a little too much McGiver for my taste. He ended up picking up a random stick to cane me with. He only hits one cheek of my ass with both hand and stick. Someone came a little too close to comfort, so we moved. This time he had me sitting on my ass so he moved to thigh and pussy slapping. Again only one thigh taken care of, he was just being lazy or stupid. I got him off in my hand and sent him on his way.
I didn't even stay warm for an hour. He hit me up later that week and I said I didn't want to play with him. When he asked if I had friends who might be interested I told him truthfully not in him. He wasn't good at what he did, and didn't seem to care. That's just an arsehole, not a dom.